Todd

Usually when I revisit short stories, I am disappointed. Not sure why. And Stephen King often is rightly criticized for clunky writing. But some of his stuff is truly great, like this passage from “Mrs. Todd’s Shortcut:”

“I stood at the door. It was twilight in that deep part of summer when the fields fill with perfume and Queen Anneโ€™s Lace. A full moon was beating a silver track across the lake. He went across my porch and down the steps. A car was standing on the soft shoulder of the road, its engine idling heavy, the way the old ones do that still run full bore straight ahead and damn the torpedoes. Now that I think of it, that car looked like a torpedo. It looked beat up some, but as if it could go the ton without breathin hard. He stopped at the foot of my steps and picked something up-it was his gas can, the big one that holds ten gallons. He went down my walk to the passenger side of the car. She leaned over and opened the door. The inside light came on and just for a moment I saw her, long red hair around her face, her forehead shining like a lamp. Shining like the moon. He got in and she drove away. I stood out on my porch and watched the taillights of her little go-devil twinkling red in the dark … getting smaller and smaller. They were like embers, then they were like flickerflies, and then they were gone.”

Damn that’s nice. And even better if you read the entire story and are enmeshed in the allusive particulars that precede that passage. Glad I read that tale again for the first time since maybe 1988. I was not disappointed; quite the opposite.

Write Up

Was just thinking about Tanta — Doris Dungey — today.

She’s one of my favorite writers of all time. When I’m creating documentation for my team I often think, “How would Tanta write this?” There honestly aren’t many writers better than me but she was one. I will always strive to make my work as clear, as hard-hitting and as assured as she did.

I really miss her and wish I’d been able to read more of her words and to see more of the inside of her blisteringly insightful mind. It’s weird missing someone you’ve never even met, yeah? But I do. I can’t believe she’s been dead for 15 years.

Lockers

What are some things women complain about men that you believe is projection?

Locker room talk.

This is not really a thing that men do. Women engage in locker room talk (though not generally in a locker room) far, far more than any men do, ever. The idea of locker room talk is all projection on women’s part — because most women do in fact engage in extremely graphic descriptions of their partner’s sexual practices, anatomical characteristics, frequency and performance. With very rare exceptions, men do not do this while many women do almost as a matter of course. (And excuse it as “just girl talk.”)

And yes, I do know, because I have more than a few close female friends.

What men actually talk about in locker rooms if they talk about women at all (usually it’s just goofing around):

Man 1: Did you see Kristina? She looked hot!

Man 2: Damn she did! What are we doing for lunch?

Women’s locker room talk:

Woman 1: And then he took his pants off and his cock reminded me of my ex-boyfriends but I didn’t say anything even though it turned me off right away. And he kind of stood like he wanted me to do something, but I didn’t know what so I just laid down and he touched my thigh, but his hand was rough and that made me pull back a little so then he kissed me and that was ok but I couldn’t stop thinking about how his dick looked like my ex’s….

Woman 2: Yeah, I know what you mean. When my husband gets all sweaty and such it really turns me off and he likes to do it doggy but he’s so small so I don’t really feel anything, and so I like to use my toy but he gets upset when I do so I feel like he wishes he were bigger. And he doesn’t like it when I suck him off when he’s too tired but that’s the most fun for me because he doesn’t want to spend an hour having sex because it makes me too exhausted….

Men’s locker room talk, largely, is just not a thing. Trust me on this. Women’s locker room talk, though, is if anything even more explicit than what I wrote above.