I need a new OS called “If You Fucking Even Try To Save Anything to the Cloud, I’ll Fucking Kill You, Motherfucker!” It’s a mouthful but it’d be the perfect OS for me.

I’ve also seen people writing “fullproof” instead of “foolproof” lately. Damn. Launch the nukes. Launch all of them. Cleanse this corrupted world with a glorious sterilizing fire. I’m begging.