Brain Blaster

Men who gave up on dating, what happened?

I think social media has destroyed most women mentally. It’s had less of an effect on men because they don’t use it as frequently and when they do, don’t care about it as much. I truly believe social media combined with smartphones is an enormous cognitohazard, and that it affects women far worse than men.

On social media, women are told that their presence (and vagina, because men are nothing but raging sex beasts, natch) is enough — that they do not and should have not to do anything nor contribute a single thing to a relationship. Then they act all shocked pikachu face when that turns out to be untrue — but still take no lessons from it.

Social media of the Facebook/InstaGram variety is pure poison and ruined an entire two generations of women. There are a whole lot of 3s who think they are 10s and who deserve the princess treatment. They don’t realize, though, that they are just princesses of a meth-encrusted Port-a-Potty outside of Flint, Michigan. And then wonder why millionaires over six feet tall with six packs aren’t flocking to them.

It’s a mystery, that one.

Stalkless

I’m not the stalking type (who has the time for that nonsense?), but if I do become one and you want me to stop stalking you, just get a coupla tattoos. That’ll be the end of that. I’m petty, I know it. But I cannot help it.

Murdrum

Dang, Darby in A Murder at the End of the World is a snoopy kewpie. She paws through more people’s stuff than a Labrador who smells some beef jerky somewhere.

Good character but I’m not leaving anything laying around if she’s there. She gonna start pawing and licking.

Knockout

Hate horror all you want, but I think Dawn of the Dead (2004) has the best opening sequence of any movie made before or since. What a banger. I’m having trouble thinking of a film that comes close to that open. Maybe Leone’s Once Upon A Time In The West?

The Matrix is also a strong contender. I saw it in the theater and the bit in the cold open where Trinity jumps and the film goes into bullet time, the whole audience gasped. That was magic. Glad I got to experience that.

On Da Train

Who should be responsible for training users?

Weirdly, the IT department is often responsible for training users on nearly everything — even areas that have 0.0% to do with computers other than a computer is involved somewhere or other peripherally. It’s odd. I’ve trained lawyers on how to do legal-related items they should 100% know how to do. I’ve shown accountants how to do accounting work. I’ve shown other professionals how to achieve things that were absolutely in no way in my bailiwick and I have should absolutely zero knowledge about.

These days, I fully refuse to conduct this sort of training. I am not a lawyer or an accountant or a nurse. But the problem, as I’ve observed before, is that the IT department often has the only generally competent people within it so they become a dumping ground for anything at all that requires any sort of abstract thinking or anything other than rote procedure following.

Don’t do this sort of training. It is the manager’s responsibility, not IT’s, to show a lawyer how to lawyer and the like.