Why do I have to just blindly accept my partner becoming unattractive?
I’ve noticed that only men are supposed to meekly accept their partner becoming a beluga while women definitely, definitely are not expected to allow the blubber buildup to be commented upon (Yasss Queen!).
Another one of those double standards.
Film critics Siskel and Ebert couldn’t stand each other. That’s what made their show great.
Used to love their show so much during the 1980s. They taught me how to watch movies. Miss their erudition and their love of movies. And their passion. They would not fit in these times and that’s what made their show worth every minute.
Men, what’s the most scared you’ve ever been in your life?
When I almost dropped a large pizza walking out of a Papa John’s one time. That was terrifying and traumatizing.
Where, on planet Earth, would a Jew not be considered a settler?
Exactly. Because I read history and most of y’all do not, I know that Jews lived in “Palestine” before any Arabs ever did. And then were driven out.
Who’s the settler, exactly?
Track My Phone, Please: Teens Feel Safer When Parents Monitor Their Every Move.
I want to doubt this but alas I have met too many Gen Z wimps and losers and know this is probably true. Wanting this sort of surveillance is nearly unimaginable for someone of my generation. I was raised by wolves, but most of my friends spent a lot of time trying to avoid being monitored or interfered with by their parents.
It just seems crazy to me that anyone would want this. Just…why? It does mesh sociologically with the “complete safety” obsession that came to the fore as the pandemic was receding. Which there never is, of course.
We have failed Gen Z; they cannot handle reality.
The first ten on today’s playlist:
How do I show my girlfriend I want to have sex with her? Subtly?
Just ask? It ain’t that hard. We got mouths and can talk.
An old girlfriend of mine being funny one time — but who was also very direct by nature — turned to me out of nowhere as we were sitting on the couch and asked me, “Do you want Big Fuck?” (I capitalized it because I swear she said it with capital letters.)
Turns out I did.
This is happening a lot already but is only going to get way more common.
The first ten on today’s playlist:
North Florida, many of them.
It amazes me that people claim to have all this “vital” stuff and got no backups anywhere. How the fuck do you have no fucking backups? Just blows my mind that people believe, “It’s in the cloud, it’s all good, nothing could ever happen.”
Back up your shit, people! Or I can almost guarantee that over a long enough time span you will lose all your data.
(Also, don’t click on random weird PDFs. Why would you do that?)
Men at what age did you think you really matured and grew up?
Ten years old, when I realized I was going to have to fight for everything and against nearly everyone, and do my own thing, and ignore everyone’s criticism and hatred of me if I wanted to make it in life.
So that’s exactly what I did. And I fucking rocked it.
It really is shocking how much stuff like this costs now — entertainment is becoming the province of the upper middle class and above. So is housing and food, really (no matter what Noah Smith says).
Wow! Those kids really nailed a very hard song.
The first ten on today’s playlist:
