Got asked why I wasn’t in class.

Sister, I feel your pain. I would get carded to go into an R-rated movie until I was in my 30s. And I looked 11-12 until I was 17 or 18.

Paid off later though.

My life is about to change forever and I’ll become extremely rich soon.

Me too! Also, I am getting married to Margot Robbie! She’ll be here next week. I only had to help her buy plane tickets, pay rent for a month and purchase some gift cards she really needed. Something happened, and she lost her purse, wallet, phone, all her IDs, her assistant’s number and all her other social media accounts.

Looking forward to the wedding!

You know, thinking about the post below, it’s kind of striking how many men — including me — have been physically attacked and/or abused by a woman while supposedly that does not happen.

Sure, women aren’t as big or muscular generally. But it doesn’t matter if she’s throwing plates at your head. It only would’ve taken one of those hitting me in the right place to blind me, give me a permanent TBI, or possibly kill me. And yet I’m the “dangerous” one, huh?

Right.