The first ten on today’s playlist:
Day: March 18, 2024, 11:38 PM
Rattlesnake
Wow that is lovely.
Cay
The US seems like an actual dystopia.
It is. Compared to a lot of the rest of the world, and nearly all of the Western world. A conversation I’ve had with more than one person:
Them: I sent them an email two weeks ago and I haven’t heard back yet.
Me: They’re in Germany, right? And it’s August. They’re probably on a month-long vacation to the Med or the Azores. You won’t hear back any time soon.
Them: But surely it’s not that long? That’s not allowed, right? Who can take a vacation that long?
Me: Everywhere is not like the US. Suffering is not de rigeur. Many countries pretty much shut down for a month or so in late summer, like Germany and France.
Them: How am I supposed to get the project done if I don’t hear back from the Program Manager? Won’t they be checking email?
Me: No, they won’t be checking. Just wait. It’s not the end of the world. Everyone’ll live.
Them: grumbling vaguely about the unfairness of it all now that they’ve realized not everyone gets treated like American workers
IT Prob
I just had to clean blockages in a vacuum cleaner.
If it plugs into a wall, it is IT’s problem! It is known. (By clowns.)
The Ks Add Up
On Zoom calls when I share my screen, everybody complains about how massive it is (and therefore has tiny text etc.) to them because it’s 4K. But no one complains that I get my work done 4x as fast as anyone else. And I can do that because I can see everything well.
Big Kat
I don’t agree with everything Kat Rosenfield writes or expresses, but damn, at least she’s interesting. Most of y’all boring as a gray pebble on a beach full of gray pebbles.
If you can’t be smart, at least be interesting. If you can’t be interesting, at least be amusing. If you can’t be amusing…well, go away then.
Nothing But Trouble
Insanity in the Air: The crash of Pakistan International Airlines flight 8303.
This would be like a hilarious Laurel & Hardy bit of hijinks if 98 people hadn’t died. What the hell were these pilots even doing? Not flying the damn airplane, that’s for sure.
“What’s all that noise? I’m just gonna go right ahead and ignore all these alarms and warnings. That shit is annoying. Inshallah!”
