Did you hear? Waffle House has a new policy. You don’t have to be drunk to come in after midnight!

But you still have to know how to fight.

What wild talent.

A woman speaking German with a French accent is much cuter than I would’ve thought.

I’ll never not be confused about how so many women now think it’s empowering to have abandoned a feminism of freedom and that bending the knee to the HR department is the way forward. That’s just embarrassing, among many other bad things.

The first ten on today’s playlist: