Partially, I work out for aesthetic reasons and if I took Wegovy or Ozempic I’d mostly take that for aesthetic reasons, too. It’s weirdo liberal shit that you all see this as “cheating.”

And here’s what I say to that, as I do to many, many things: FUCK ALL Y’ALL! In the most emphatic terms, fuck each and every one of you fat, weak bastards.

Just makes me work out harder and look even better. Hell yeah.