My ambitions are small: conquer the galaxy, become galactic overlord, create a septillion robot astrobreakers to disassemble a trillion super-giant stars to create a wormhole to other universes.
And then kill god.
Small, like I told you.
Day: March 25, 2024, 11:24 PM
Hikers
I love having enough money that if I get laid off, my reaction is to go out and hike and just relax for a while. How I grew up really sucked. No more of that for me, thank you.
Creep Factor
When women do anything sexual in nature: So empowering that she’s on OnlyFans! So hot that she was 52 and slept with a 19-year-old! You go girl! YASSSSS QUEEEEEN!
When men do anything not even sexual in nature: He said he likes sex sometimes. What a creep. Eww, he’s just standing there like a creep would. Being all creepy by just existing near me.
Double standards much?
Chosen
The world’s a lot easier when you have the best partner in the known universe. From demon-killing to galaxy-conquering, she’s definitely the one. I chose wisely.