The risk of widespread war is now the highest since the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962.

What’s worrying is that nearly no one except, like, me and the prime minister of Poland seem to realize this.

It’s a lot of work, keeping my mind so obsidian-sharp and my body so gloriously sculpted, but I do it because I love you all so much. Yep, that’s it.

I really do think most companies and even individual people could use a service that I could easily provide: I won’t tell you what smart thing to do, but I will tell you how to avoid doing the stupidest thing possible. Since many companies default to the most absurdly self-destructive decisions imaginable and so do many people, this is not hard. That’ll be my cheap tier, say $1,000 per month for an hour or two of work.

Now if you want me to actually tell you the smart thing to do, that’s way, way more. Like $100,000 a month for companies for a few hours work and $2,000 for individuals. Because doing the smart thing — now, that’s fairly hard. But avoiding the absolute most braindead crap? That’s easy. For me, anyway.