Lab

Was told that lab-grown meat was not possible due to contamination and microbe issues. Of course, we already make other processed foods using similar methods as we will apply to lab-grown meat and those issues are not a hindrance.

The impossibility of lab-grown meat will be something that is merely “impossible,” not actually impossible.

I predict it will become common in 10 years, ubiquitous in 20-30 years.

Rejection Woman-style

How do I tell an overweight woman interested in me that itโ€™s her personality, not her weight, thatโ€™s turning me off?

Try this: “Even if you were the most gorgeous woman in the world, I’d rather tongue-kiss a Toro chipper-shredder than spend a single minute in the same space with you. If you, Hitler and Putin were in the same room and I had a pistol with two bullets, I’d shoot you twice. If somehow you were still alive after, I’d beat myself to death with the pistol.”

That’s a start, right? ๐Ÿ˜‰