FIFO FAFO

The in house IT guy was fired and never replaced after we went back into the office after working remotely for over a year and a half during Covid.

And then ransomware struck after I’m sure no updates or security monitoring for a long while. Bet he refused to RTO because for IT folks it’s pretty easy to get a fully remote job even now if you’re any good (I get 2-3 legit recruiter offers a week for fully remote roles).

And what happened to that law firm is what I call fuck around and find out.

Did you hear Canada has a space agency? Yeah, it’s the tallest moose they could find and a guy with a hockey stick and puck riding on the back. He hasn’t yet been able to slap the satellite (puck) into space, but they’re hoping one day he can. They’re still looking for a taller moose.

Cola

I finally (again) found that one Lana del Rey song I liked when I heard it. It’s “Cola.”

Unlike most of her output, this song works because she’s not attempting to be a poor imitation of Hope Sandoval. Here’s the song with some scenes from Jennifer’s Body (Which is a great fucking film).