As much as I’d like to bring joy to the world — make women sigh and men give me side-eye — by baring my glorious arms in public, the reality is that it’s so often cold in supermarkets and stores that my living paragons of Kratos must most often remain sadly veiled.
Raise the temperature a bit, and I can in turn help raise the mercury in your pants. 😉
The first ten on today’s playlist:
“Welcome to the worst nightmare of all: Reality.”
-Pinhead, Hellraiser VI: Hell Seeker
What is the one thing for which you can never forgive an ex?
Throwing plates at me to try to incite me to hit her. I did not, but broke up with her five minutes after that. A few plates struck me but luckily did no real damage. She insisted I was not a “real man” because I did not do anything to fight back.
I have no doubt I’m a real man, and also no doubt that she was a real sociopath.
It’s been interesting to see the many, many people who insisted their health problems had nothing to do with their obesity then admit that those issues have “mysteriously” disappeared when they lost weight due to Ozempic or Wegovy.
Funny that!
You only live once: How the pandemic helped fuel early retirements.
Covidians: The pandemic killed everyone over 60!!!!!! That’s why they are not in the workforce!!!!!!!!!!
Reality: Stock market booped, older people bopped into retirement.
As usual, Covidians are wrong. It’s just too easy to make fun of their clown asses at this point. It’s not sporting.
I’d forgotten about those weird-ass Russian self-propelled heavy mortars. NATO doesn’t have anything like that. Now Russia has one fewer.
TikTok is the most successful propaganda and out-in-the-open espionage (oxymoron, I know) operation in history. That we allowed TikTok to fester and infect American minds with unfiltered CCP spew…dang, we’re dumbasses.
Most people don’t realize we are in a cold war on the way to a hot war. Almost certainly with China, and possibly with Russia. Hot war with China is 80% likely. Russia too, if it manages to triumph in Ukraine. Then Putin will almost certainly make an attempt on Poland 2-4 years after that.
Then things are gonna get very fucked. And no one seems to realize it.
America’s terrible food culture really shows here.
Wisdom Capital Managment: Dad was scamed out of 800k.
Well, they managed the hell out of some capital to be fair. Managed it right into their offshore bank accounts. Seriously, how the fuck do people fall for this shit?