That is incredibly sad. But how does anyone get this far gone? I won’t even hand over $5 to grifters in parking lots for “gas.” I can’t imagine just sending some mook my entire fucking life savings and more. It simply does not compute.

Part of the reason I read the scams sub-reddit is to realize though I might’ve done some ill-advised things in my life, I’ll never do some shit like that.

Hold on, though. Alexandra Daddario is calling me on the other line, she probably needs some rent money again….