I love making recruiters Big Mad when they email me some busted-ass in-office position and I tell them that because I am very awesome, I will accept only remote roles pitched at me. They get all twisted up because they know I’m juicy and have rare certs/skills and they want to land me. I’m a big fish these days for those types.

That said, I’m not actually looking for a job but like fucking around with the jackals. It’s amusing at times. And one day, some company will call my bluff and offer me some insane pay package with full WFH and I’ll take it.

But till then…let the games continue.