I have a woman friend halfway across the world. We had been chatting via texts and she stopped responding. Since she’s many hours ahead time-wise, I figured she’d just fallen asleep. Which she had.

She texted this morning: “Sorry I fell asleep in you.”

Then: “ON you. Just want to be clear that I meant ON you. FUCKING LOL.”

Me: “I’m pretty sure I’d remember if it’d been the other thing.”

Hehe.