I seriously do love making recruiters angry by telling them I do remote work only, and that nothing else is even worth considering. And then those that push back with some variation of, “It might pay to not be so picky,” I respond with a semi-canned, “Bro/Broette, I already have an extremely well-paid job and 3-5 of you a week contacting with me actual fully-remote roles. I don’t need you. You need me.”

And that really sets ’em off. But they deserve it.