Didn’t really understand how fat our country is until frequenting tinder (U.S.).

I’ve never used Tinder and never will, but this is true. We need to be just putting Ozempic in the water and in soft drinks¹.

Everyone becoming house-sized was not a positive change. Combine that with horrendous tattoos and people walk around looking like fucking dumpsters for no goddamn reason at all.

1. Yes, I know it doesn’t really work taken orally.