My organization has a computer slowness issue. Is there some kind of forensic consultant that can help us track it down?

This is the kind of issue I guarantee I could solve in less than a day if I had unfettered access, but stumps tons of IT people.

Without having looked at it¹, there’s about an even chance I could solve it in 15 minutes or less.

That’s just how I roll.

1. Though I’ve solved tons of nearly-identical issues.