Dear reddit,

I (25 male) am dating a girl (25 f) but I was born dec 31 and she was born jan1. Were the same age now, but born in different calendar years. Am I a predator? Is she too young? I know my prefrontal cortex has developed a bit more than hers, we even had scans done

— ourania, tit brained retard⁷ (@ouranometrian2) March 16, 2025

(Yes, I know this is satire.)

But it’s barely satire. Speaking of dating sites, I do think libs should have a dating site or service that only allows them to date those born on the exact same year and day that they are, and sends the police automatically if they are caught dating someone “unauthorized.”

Maybe that’d make those insane fucks happy.