If all y’all want to buy something, do it now. Soon it will be unavailable or vastly more expensive. And by “something,” I mean nearly everything. Economy is about to fly apart like a washing machine on spin cycle with a brick thrown in it.

Do it now or you might only be able to get it again in 5-10 years. Maybe. If you’re lucky.

Hear me now and believe me later. Or don’t. I ain’t care.