I wish I could appreciate and deal with things like audiobooks and podcasts but I just cannot.

My brain zones all the way out. So, so soporific. So sub-snail slow. I tried to listen to a podcast once and almost expired from utter boredom. The good new is that it (as they all are) was so plodding I could have 10 different thoughts between each word.

The rest is all bad news. Those things are just not for me.