Yes, Sydney Sweeney and Araki Saori are both beautiful.
But you know who else is beautiful? MOST HUMAN BEINGS, if they stay in shape and pay attention to personal grooming!
There is so much beauty ALL AROUND YOUhttps://t.co/2ZWMvnbraV
— Noah Smith 🐇 (@Noahpinion) July 28, 2025
That’s one of the things I like about Sydney Sweeney. She’s only “regular” beautiful. Sure, she cleans up nice but she looks like about the average girl did during the 1980s — before all the obesity, people walking around looking half-dead due to poor diets, and the horrible tattoos1.
It’s not that Sydney is unattractive. She actually is beautiful! But so were the vast majority of women before they became purely cetacean and disfigured themselves with tattoos. And don’t fuckin’ argue with me. I was there; I remember.