Why is that when men talk to women we always are presumed to have some sort of evil thing we want, while when women talk to men no such base desire is presumed?

First of all, part of the problem is that men’s sexuality in general is assumed to be deviant and undesirable by its very nature. Second, ladies, most of y’all just aren’t that special. Get over yourselves, fuck.

When I ask you to move out of the way so I can get to the damn butter in the Albertson’s, I just want the damn butter. Trust.