Key to my photography is that I have nothing in my house that is ugly. That's it. I don't have the prettiest things, I just refuse to have ugly stuff.
This leads to nice photos. People say they are staged! https://t.co/TH9Z0A38Ac
— Simon Sarris (@simonsarris) December 9, 2025
That’s ok, dude. People used to say my photos were staged too. But no, I am just damn good.
What makes it funny is these were mostly nature and wildlife photos that received this complaint. It remains a mystery to me exactly how the fuck people thought I got an alligator to stand anywhere, or a bird to fly and land somewhere. Or any wild animal to do anything. But, sure, “staged.” Clown idiots rule all.