I’ve absolutely never found the phrase to be true that Northerners like to spout about, “You can always get warmer. But you can’t always get cooler. There’s only so many clothes you can take off.”

Sure, the part about the clothes is true. But I just do not get warm in winter at all. When it’s below about 50 degrees outside, there is no unchilling my bones. Yes, even indoors.

I just hate winter so much.