Spotted this joker in Branford, FL.

This is very close to where I grew up. With my grandparents, I used to eat at a seafood restaurant in Branford in the mid-1980s that served all-you-can-eat boiled shrimp ¹, among other things.

And that moronic display is about par for the course for the area.

1. Yes, “boiled” not “broiled.”