Tall and Small

I want my e-readers big and my phones small.

This seems to be the opposite of what nearly everyone else wants. If I had a smartphone with a 3โ€ณ screen, Iโ€™d be chuffed. And if I had an e-reader with a 9โ€ณ or 10โ€ณ screen, thatโ€™d make my month.

Big phones are the worst, and thatโ€™s seemingly all anyone is interested in selling. I canโ€™t understand it.