Goals for the next year:

1) Teach donkeys to yodel.

2) Start an intentional community based on worshipping muffins.

3) Bring back carburetors. Mandate all cars have them. I don’t know why, I just like carburerators.

4) Drill for oil on the Moon. Just for funsies.

5) Convert all Waffle Houses to boxing gyms. They can still serve food. Very little will have to change.