Self-Laundry

Realistically, what should you do if you find a duffle bag full of money and no-one will know you took it?

First is to hope Anton Chigurh is not looking for it.

Depending on how much it is, say $2 million1, the best thing to do is to start a cash-only business with a storefront. Make sure you install no surveillance cameras, etc., and arenโ€™t in easy view of anyone elseโ€™s.

Run that for a couple of years and gradually feed money into the business. Youโ€™ll lose about $150,000 of it to rent, inventory, etc. And another $500,000 or so to taxes, depending on where you live. But at the end youโ€™ll have ~$1.2 million thatโ€™s now clean and on which taxes are paid.

Thatโ€™s the safest but slowest way to do it. Other ways are faster but you might lose more. Or get busted.

  1. If in $100 bills, this would weigh around 44 pounds.

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