Had a dream that I was on a team in charge of fighting the return of Cthulhu. As we strode out to do battle for the last time I announced, “I’m going back for my sword.”

A woman on my team said, “Do you even know how to use a sword, and how is that going to help in fighting an extradimensional horror like Cthulhu?”

I said, “No, not really, but if I am going to die by having my mind pulverized by an unutterable terror from outside the universe, I am going to look cool as all hell while doing it.”

So, pretty much like me in real life.