Researchers are creepily close to predicting when you’re going to die. The test was ~83% accurate in an analysis involving data on 7,600 people.

Wait, how can a test like that determine that I am going to die while leaping from the ISS and firing a nuclear-tipped missile back at it in a last-ditch effort to destroy the alien invaders that are attempting to colonize our planet?

Seems unlikely to me.