The plot of your favorite movie written as an r/relationship post
— desmond (@kyleauxren) August 7, 2019
My (34M) boss was keeping my (1Robot) love locked behind glass and wouldn’t let me have at her, as I knew she wanted. Then she stabbed the goon and mistakenly left me locked in behind the glass! Will she return before I run out of energy drinks, self-pity, and whining?