boomers are absolutely out of control man. i was *in* the process of picking up dog shit when an old man crossed the street, got in my face and said “ARE YOU GONNA PICK THAT UP??”. remember that thing i said about how i was going to jail for assault at some point?

— bigfoot is legal (@3liza) October 18, 2019

I hear you. The main reason I could never work fast food or retail is the first time some mook put a hand on me or threatened me, I’d lay them out so hard you’d have to ship a cardiac defib machine to the afterlife to have any hope of bringing them back.

Being at work wouldn’t make me tolerate that any more than I already do, which is not at all, ever.