Due to the recent bug we are removing all jump instructions in the next microcode update.
โ Instructions (@x86instructions) November 12, 2019
For a moment, I didnโt realize this was a satire tweet and I was like, Umm, how is the CPU supposed to work? (I know that the JMP is not absolutely required, but unless you like CPUs that are a millionth their current speed, it is!)