"Even Nobodies Have Fans" is an amazing sentiment that, at its core, expresses terror that one's dominance over culture is waning because people enjoy things you've never even heard of, let alone anointed. True NYT editorial terror in guise of smug dismissiveness.
— Jason Snell (@jsnell) November 17, 2019
I was even more confused for a second because for some reason I read it as, “Even Noodles Have Fans.” And yeah, I don’t know what was going on in my brain.