it's my birthday, but more importantly today marks the 10 year anniversary of that time when I was working at a data center & discovered a new client that had racked about 3 tons of servers (like $300k+ of hardware) on top of $24 worth of soda cans from our vending machines pic.twitter.com/lH47WpA8QZ

— you are now reading a great tweet, friendo (@caylenb) December 20, 2018

Why, why, would anyone even contemplate this for a single second? Customers will do, though, just the absolute strangest things I’ve found.