President Damp

Ex-fucking-actly.

Got so tired of hearing during the Obama administration about how the President could barely tie his own shoes, he had just so little power. Why, he couldnโ€™t even draw his own bathwater because mean old Congress would just stop him dead in his tracks!

Of course this was just people bullshitting themselves about the reason why โ€œcoolโ€ Obama was just using his vast powers only to prosecute whistleblowers and drone-bomb people, while trying his best to starve some grannies and befriend banksters.

Worthless numpties.