“Polycule” is a terrible term. It’s a designation that just screams the progressive contract obsession and cognitive limitations embedded therein. It’s something you’d call the infection your cat has caught, or perhaps a barely-visible aquatic life form.

Fucking “polycule.” Give me a break. It’s a blend of Greek and Latin, too, which makes it all the more heinous. (“Poly-” is Greek and “-cule” is Latin. Shitheels.)