my plan would involve hollowing out west virginia and using the slag to fill in lake ontario, completing a diagonal chain of now saltwater lakes across turtle island and linking the arctic & atlantic seas. this would benefit no one & cause untold damage. i will take no questions pic.twitter.com/IZfCptgpOE
— alex from online (@leafcrunch) February 25, 2020
And it’d still be better than the American health care system.