Men's midlife crises are intensely boring they just get an expensive bike and marry a 30 year old version of the same wife whereas women do fucken cool stuff like open owl cafes, retrain as beekeepers and get phds in necromancy.

— Helen Kingston (@kingstonwrites) November 28, 2020

I’m tryna move to Portugal. Is that cool enough for you?

I would move to another planet, but the fare is quite expensive currently ($2-$40 trillion).