A lot of people over the years have said that I don’t know how to have fun because I am always aloof, removed. Watchful. I never lose myself.

But I do know how to have fun: it’s conquering solar systems and accruing larger bodies of scientific knowledge so that one day, in 25 billion years or so after my trillions of workers disassemble several million supergiant stars, I can halt the expansion of the universe and prevent it flying part into nothingness.

Now that’s how you have fun.