Cropping out the user name and all that because I don’t want to shame anyone, but this what constitutes a normal breakfast for some:

Each one of those mini sausage links is 170 calories. There are four of them. That’s 680 calories right there.

A bagel with butter is approximately 300 calories (assuming very light butterage).

A fried egg has 80 calories. There’s two of them, so that’s 160 calories.

And 8 oz. of chocolate milk has 190 calories.

All told: 1,330 calories for fucking breakfast. That’s about as many calories as I eat in the average day, and I work out hard most days. And Americans wonder why they are fat.

At my old job, I routinely observed people eat more at lunch than I ate in 2-3 days. I can’t understand it.