Quant Weirdness

Itโ€™s crazy the kind of stuff the quant types get up to. I wonโ€™t make fun of her again because I like her, but one Twitter user I read was feeling the effects of altitude sickness but denied her own experience because her cheap-ass pulse oximeter showed some number on a screen that to her meant she was fine.

Thatโ€™s taking the denial of oneโ€™s own reality very damn far in service of quantification โ€” but itโ€™s not uncommon for certain โ€œsmart kidsโ€ brought up in our poor education system.

But when you see it, from the outside, it just looks so bizarre. โ€œOh, Iโ€™m good, the knife only penetrated 10 centimeters and Wikipedia says my heart is at least 30 centimeters beneath the chest wall, no reason to rush an ambulance here.โ€