A PUBLIC HEALTH MESSAGE:
Tomorrow I am getting together with a friend for drinks.
We both are fully vaccinated.
Vaccines work.
When you are vaccinated it is safer to do things that are fun.
That is a reason to get vaccinated.
So get vaccinated.

— Keith Humphreys (@KeithNHumphreys) February 23, 2021

No, Keith, you should be hiding under your bed wrapped in tarps, wearing at least 10 masks, with a grim and determined look on your face as you spray bleach directly into your nose at least once a minute.

You can hear the virus banging on the windows; you can feel it creeping under the door. You have no choice but to put on an eleventh mask as the insidious Covid uses tiny jackhammers to break through your eleven layers of masks and begins shredding your immunoglobulin like Hulk Hogan bodyslamming Andre the Giant.

Meanwhile, a liberal is outside, emerging from the bushes wearing Level 5 suits one over the another like Matryoshka dolls, caterwauling about how we’ll always have to hide under our beds, in fact we’ll have to carry our beds with us to hide under them, no matter the vaccinations, no matter the case prevalence, no matter what happens, until the sun goes red giant and finally, all the stars wink out. Because…reasons.