Supermarkets have 1000s of food items – 90% are non-food items.

— GuruAnaerobic (@GuruAnaerobic) April 22, 2021

And the thing is, most of those “food” items taste like absolute chalky garbage ape turds. And people still like them! Even people who can afford better. Just conditioning, I guess.

One time my partner and I were in the supermarket and a woman came up and inquired if we knew where the Pop Tarts were. I wanted to ask, “Why in the world are you looking for Pop Tarts?” But I said I didn’t know, because why would I know that. I don’t eat non-food and Pop Tarts are the most non-food item known to humankind.

I guess I am a food snob, but I didn’t like fare like that even when I was a poor North Florida hellraiser, and wouldn’t choke down a Pop Tart unless there were absolutely no other options.