I do genuinely dislike that I make people look bad sometimes. But I like being competent. A few months ago our physical office had a problem I solved. Went onsite to do it. Another director noticed I’d solved it and said, “Wait, you’ve been here five minutes and it’s already fixed? Someone else has been working on that for months.”

Well, what can I say. I am that good. And also, I’ve just seen a whole damn lot, stretching back to the early 1980s. Seasoning makes me spicy as all hell but means I can troubleshoot something fierce.