I know this is some random tweet that doesn’t matter but the entire edifice of inclusive language policing is full of stuff like this and what’s wrong with it is basically that it’s selective attention to costs/benefits in order to moralize pic.twitter.com/SBgBUleYn6

— Misha Gurevich. Angel Investor, Photographer. (@drethelin) May 29, 2021

This isn’t even my home planet, so respect my seasons:

Shingra Lamon – The season when the largest of five moons aligns with the binary stars and the planet, thus amplifying the tides enormously. Lasts approximately two months.

Erniot Nanl – When the axial tilt of my home planet is at its most extreme and the magnetic field flips due to the strong resonance with the field of star Hyert I. Lasts four months.

Yut – When the brain-eaters emerge. Do not ask. Lasts two weeks.

Tyang Tag Toa – When the uqree trees declare the renewal of the ceremonial truce with the Yttru peoples. Lasts a month.

Hoir Bij – Also known in translation as the “scrambled season.” The magnetic field of star Hyert I becomes so strong that some temporary mind transference occurs. Lasts two months.

Ryt Tol – Hibernation time. Lasts a month.

Respect my seasons!

(Damn, woke stuff is so tedious and boring.)