No Vid Please

I never go to any of those online social events my company does. I canโ€™t stand them. Video sociality is just not for me. I hate it so, so much. It feels so inhuman and dry. Itโ€™s a simulation of something not even that great most of the time, anyway, and that virtuality somehow makes it ten times worse.

Iโ€™m sure that Iโ€™m seen as aloof and anti-social, but Iโ€™ve been seen that way all my life so I donโ€™t give a rip. Iโ€™m also fucking awesome at my job so I face little consequences for it, unlike most.