5 hospitalized, including child, after pickup truck crashes into Tampa Waffle House.

They thought the Waffle House had a drive-through. It didn’t, but they decided to go ahead and install one.

Someone said on Twitter (lost the tweet) that you aren’t a real Southerner unless you’ve been involved in a late-night/early morning Waffle House brawl. Guess I’m a real Southerner, because I have, at least peripherally.

Then, I was trying to leave my brawling ways behind so I only hit and got hit enough to get out of there and to my car. At least no one pulled a gun in that one.